Make each day your Masterpiece...

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Tue, 21 May 2013 23:23:40 -0400

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Tue, 21 May 2013 23:23:19 -0400

#The ship you shipped for 5 minutes before it broke your heart

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:22:38 -0400

#The ship you shipped for 5 minutes before it broke your heart

Reblog if you can properly pronounce Raxicoricofallapatorius

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:22:25 -0400

Strawberry Fields Forever…

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:21:52 -0400

Strawberry Fields Forever…

#REAL FUNNY OLD SPORT

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:21:40 -0400

#REAL FUNNY OLD SPORT

whythefuckareyouromeo: wtfshiroko: Radioactive (Music Box...

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:21:27 -0400

whythefuckareyouromeo:

wtfshiroko:

Radioactive (Music Box Version) - Imagine Dragons

by JoshuaSaundersMusic

Well that took me 0.01 seconds to reblog

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Tue, 21 May 2013 23:21:18 -0400

carry-on-my-wayward-butt: mytoecold: A guy I don’t know very well handed me his yearbook and asked...

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:20:56 -0400

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

mytoecold:

A guy I don’t know very well handed me his yearbook and asked me if I wanted to sign it.

I said yes, and shortly after he added, “Just don’t write anything gay.”

I wrote this:

Fuck my actual butthole. You are a boy and so am I. We are going to have sex that is gay. Pound my rock hard cock and bite me.

Love,

Drew

#alexander hamilton to thomas jefferson (via gayfather)

shaggydoge: this is the best sentence to ever describe encountering benedict’s voice for the first...

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:20:27 -0400

shaggydoge:

this is the best sentence to ever describe encountering benedict’s voice for the first time

When I first moved to Canada, I showed up to a party and...

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:05:19 -0400

When I first moved to Canada, I showed up to a party and started putting my beer in the fridge. The entire kitchen stopped to stare in wonder and disbelief until someone yelled out ‘don’t fucking waste pizza space. This whole country is a f*ckin icebox’

starkspangly: coolfrikkinbeans: Not gonna lie, my heart...

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:05:02 -0400

starkspangly:

coolfrikkinbeans:

Not gonna lie, my heart melted a wee bit.

my mom cried

carlile-affliction: jalexinwonderland: crywonk: averytare: man girls are gorgeous alright...

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:04:57 -0400

carlile-affliction:

jalexinwonderland:

crywonk:

averytare:

man girls are gorgeous

alright this could mean one of two things

REMEMBER YOUR PUNCTUATION

It could save a reputation

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Tue, 21 May 2013 23:04:48 -0400

canadianslut: the pic they used is perfect

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:04:40 -0400

canadianslut:

the pic they used is perfect

abyssalpelagic: jesslaughingalonewith: dicksp8jrsbowtie: celes...

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:04:01 -0400

abyssalpelagic:

jesslaughingalonewith:

dicksp8jrsbowtie:

celestial-awkwardness:

younger-than-the-soul:

can-i-please-kiss-you-if-i:

omg i ship tiny roman and tiny cowboy

UM

EXCUSE YOU

THOSE ARE JEDIDIAH AND OCTAVIUS

AND THEY ARE THE BROTP OF BROTPS

GET YOUR SHIT STRAIGHT

Fun fact: The actor that played Octavius played him as though he had unrequited love for Jedidiah.

Unrequited, my arse.

I think what you’ve all failed to realize is that the cowboy is saying a line from Brokeback Mountain

bless this post

fluent-in-lesbianism: forsciencejohn: when I say “I wish they would turn this book into a movie”...

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:03:56 -0400

fluent-in-lesbianism:

forsciencejohn:

when I say “I wish they would turn this book into a movie” what I really mean is “I wish they would turn this book into a 17-hour-long spectacle that includes every single solitary detail and doesn’t deviate at all from the storyline and has perfect casting”

quoms: imagine ‘anon crushes’ in real life someone runs up to you dressed in like a tarp with a...

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:03:25 -0400

quoms:

imagine ‘anon crushes’ in real life

someone runs up to you dressed in like a tarp with a paper bag over their head and yells SORRY I LIKE YOU A LOT before vaulting over a table and sprinting away

See what your followers think of you.

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:02:48 -0400

Black: I would date you.
Green: I think you’re cute.
Blue: You are my tumblr crush.
Grey: I wish you would notice me.
Purple: I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.
Teal: We have a lot in common.
Yellow: FUCK ME, LET'S FUCK.
Orange: I don’t like your blog.
Brown: I don’t like you.
Pink: I think you are unattractive.
Red: I hate you with a burning passion.
White: Marry me.
ANYONE?? NO OKAY.

soapiie: simonmarshallcolfer: so in class today, someone insulted Jennifer Lawrence by calling her...

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:02:41 -0400

soapiie:

simonmarshallcolfer:

so in class today, someone insulted Jennifer Lawrence by calling her a butterface, and i just stood up and yelled “NO ONE INSULTS THE PRINCESS OF TUMBLR”, but then someone else yelled out “EVERYONE KNOWS THE PRINCESS OF TUMBLR IS DEAN WINCHESTER”

this post gave me major second hand embarrassment